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HR = High Risk ( Office Humor )
HR = High Risk ( Office Humor )
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been
promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the
Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to
his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his
HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked
him to sit down saying;
My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. I.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours I.e . 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how
many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove
that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have
remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing
Company money all these days.
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR = HIGH RISK
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been
promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the
Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to
his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his
HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked
him to sit down saying;
My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. I.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours I.e . 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how
many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove
that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have
remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing
Company money all these days.
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR = HIGH RISK
Killing English....!!
Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls' hostel pulling cigarette...? "
(WOW...like a top ?? ?. heard about pulling legs, this is sumthing new)
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***
Class teacher once said :
"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
(Who ?? ? paper or student ?? ?)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Once Hindi teacher said....."I'm going out of the world to America ..."
(hmmm...interesting)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..."
(Topsyturvy)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
(Grrr....this person needs Basic Communication Skills Class Room Training)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch
the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said
"why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
(New Discovery)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Teacher in a furious mood...
Write down your name and father of your name!!
(Excuse me...)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
(Gr8...is he a satellite or sumthing???)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
(Child marriages are banned... :D)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
(What an illustration...I like this professor)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
(Well, you can proceed, would u like to leave a note behind as well...)
************ ********* ********* ************ *
LIBRARIAN SCOLDED," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
(That will be better....)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
(No Comments...chemical locha!!!)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
(Because we want to check similarities :-) )
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code...
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
(In terms of 1's n 0's)
************ ********* ********* ********* *****
Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class,
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
(2 minutes of silence !!)
(WOW...like a top ?? ?. heard about pulling legs, this is sumthing new)
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***
Class teacher once said :
"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
(Who ?? ? paper or student ?? ?)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Once Hindi teacher said....."I'm going out of the world to America ..."
(hmmm...interesting)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..."
(Topsyturvy)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
(Grrr....this person needs Basic Communication Skills Class Room Training)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch
the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said
"why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
(New Discovery)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Teacher in a furious mood...
Write down your name and father of your name!!
(Excuse me...)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
(Gr8...is he a satellite or sumthing???)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
(Child marriages are banned... :D)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
(What an illustration...I like this professor)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
(Well, you can proceed, would u like to leave a note behind as well...)
************ ********* ********* ************ *
LIBRARIAN SCOLDED," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
(That will be better....)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
(No Comments...chemical locha!!!)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
(Because we want to check similarities :-) )
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code...
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
(In terms of 1's n 0's)
************ ********* ********* ********* *****
Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class,
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
(2 minutes of silence !!)
First Aid For Heart Attack the Killer disease Important*************
If you are alone and suddenly gets CHEST PAIN that radiates to your left arm, upto your jaw, then it may be HEART ATTACK. If no one is there to help and hospitals are far then dont wait, you help yourself - cough repeatedly and vigorously - take deep breath before every cough. Deep breath gets oxygen to lungs, coughing keeps blood circulation alive.
Please forward this as much as you can... who knows one day your message will safe a life....
வாழ்க்கையில் எதுவும் நிச்சயமில்லை
கங்கையில் ஒரு வியாபாரி குளித்துக் கொண்டிருந்தான்.அப்போது அழகான கைத்தடி ஒன்று மிதந்து வந்தது.அதை எடுத்துக் கொண்டு கரையை நோக்கி நீந்தினான் அவன்.அப்போது ஒரு நீர்ச்சுழலில் மாட்டிக் கொண்டான்.தப்பிக்கக் கடும் முயற்சி செய்தான்.ஒரு வழியாகப் போராடி உயிர் பிழைத்தான்.ஆனால் அந்தக் கைத்தடி எங்கோ நழுவிப் போய் விட்டது.
கரைக்கு வந்த அவன் அழகான கைத்தடியை இழந்து விட்டேனே என்று கதறினான்.அங்கு இருந்த ஒரு துறவி,''அய்யா,நீங்கள் குளிக்க வெறுங்கையுடன் வந்ததை பார்த்தேனே? இப்போது கைத்தடியை நழுவ விட்டதாகக் கூறுகிறீர்களே?''என்று கேட்டார். வியாபாரி நடந்ததைக் கூறினான்.
துறவி சொன்னார்,''அய்யா,உங்களைப் பார்த்தால் எனக்கு சிரிப்பு வருகிறது.கங்கையில் கைத்தடி மிதந்து வந்தது.இப்போதும் அது மிதந்து கொண்டு போகிறது.அப்படி இருக்கையில் அது உங்கள் கைத்தடி என்று எப்படிக் கூறுகிறீர்கள்?அந்தக் கைத்தடியை இரண்டு நிமிடங்கள் தங்கள் கையில் வைத்திருந்ததனால் அது உங்களுடையது என்று சொந்தம் கொண்டாட உரிமை பெற்று விட்டீர்களா?''
வாழ்க்கையில் எதுவும் நிச்சயமில்லை.பிறக்கும் போது யாரும் எதையும் கொண்டு வருவதில்லை.இறக்கும் போதும் எதையும் கொண்டு போவதில்லை.ஆனால் வாழ்வில் பலவற்றை உரிமை கொண்டாடுகிறோம்.நமது துன்பங்களுக்கெல்லாம் அது தான் காரணம்.
----இராம கிருஷ்ண பரமஹம்சர் சொன்ன கதை.
If You are In India and Wanna Travel by Train...
Indian Railway in collaboration with Google is now providing a 10 digit mobile number.
Just SMS your PNR number on this mobile number and instantaneously you will get your ticket's current status along with all other journey related details.
The number is 97733-00000. NO need to prefix 0 or +91.
Best of all, you don't pay a premium charge for any of this, just the price of a standard SMS. PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO STORE THE NUMBER IN YOUR MOBILE PHONE.
Just SMS your PNR number on this mobile number and instantaneously you will get your ticket's current status along with all other journey related details.
The number is 97733-00000. NO need to prefix 0 or +91.
Best of all, you don't pay a premium charge for any of this, just the price of a standard SMS. PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO STORE THE NUMBER IN YOUR MOBILE PHONE.
Laughout Loud and all Your Disease will Go Out Of You! that's right...
Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Man: 13th October
Which year?
Man: ------------ _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
what is your birth date?
Man: 13th October
Which year?
Man: ------------ _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
Manager asked "Man" at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Man replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, "Man" asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Man: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked "Man":
Any great man born in this village???
Man: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So "Man" writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
When "Man" was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Man shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Man: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Man: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Man: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Man: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Man: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Man: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Man: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Man: Bcoz it is Black & White
Man attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Man: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Man: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
Man: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Man: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
(Had never thought of it)
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Man: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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