Laughout Loud and all Your Disease will Go Out Of You! that's right...

Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Man: 13th October
Which year?
Man: ------------ _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked "Man" at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Man replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, "Man" asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Man: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked "Man":
Any great man born in this village???
Man: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So "Man" writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


When "Man" was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Man shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.


Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Man: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Man: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Man: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
 
Man: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Man: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
 
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Man: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
 
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Man: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Man: Bcoz it is Black & White
 
Man attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Man: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
 
 
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Man: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
 
Man: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Man: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
(Had never thought of it)
 
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Man: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE